The Star Wars franchise revealed a Rise of Skywalker teaser that is driving fans wild. Take a Stormtrooper, make him red, call him a Sith Trooper…
And no one will notice that he looks like a used tampon.
We’re days away from San Diego Comic-Con 2019, and Disney + Toy Companies are giving us a bloody good time.
You can see the complete lineup of apparel and et ceteras with this clotted suit on it here.
From Hasbro with the Star Wars Black Series ($32)
To Hot Toys Sith Trooper 1/6 Scale Figure – Early Release Edition ($230)
Don’t forget Funko’s Sith Trooper Pop! – Early Release Edition ($15)
And those big action-figure sized enamel pins the kids love by Heroes and Villains Sith Trooper Pin – Early Release Edition ($30) at booth #2913-K:
Everyone wants more Sith Stormtrooper inside their bodies.
Me? I’m waiting for Palpatine.