ThreeZero’s King Joffrey Figure Will Take You Back To When Game of Thrones Was Good

ThreeZero is doing something extremely special with their Game of Thrones 1:6 scale figure set.

They’re making me look at them and feel. Feel like I wish the show didn’t play out like bum-rushed, awkward fan fiction, completely devoid of twists, turns, or stakes.

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This amazing figure has an MSRP of $178 and is available for preorder now. It is expected to ship in the last quarter of 2019, and a deluxe edition is also available for $188. The deluxe edition comes with Joffrey’s sword “Widow’s Wail,” half of the two swords reforged from the melted down blade of Ned Stark’s greatsword “Ice.”

Man…this show used to be so complex.

Deluxe Edition:

The figure stands 11.5 inches tall and features the likeness of Joffrey Baratheon actor Jack Gleeson. He has an interchangeable hair with crown, intricately tailored cloth tunic, royal sash, black trousers, belt, boots, hip quiver, alternate hands (2 pairs open, 1 pair relaxed, and 1 set of fists), and comes with a crossbow and arrows.

You know…like the crossbow he raised up at the prostitutes.

Remember when the terror wasn’t just magical, untouchable Euron?

Hashtag, tears.


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