This Spongebob Squarepants Muscle Mug has officially joined the ranks in the “items I preordered before I even finished writing the article” club. Holy sweet mother of science, I didn’t know I had been personified in mug form. Did the good people over at Surreal Entertainment see me flexing in the mirror? How did they know that Spongebob’s fun-loving silly personality punctuated by dreams of maxing your thick, enhancing my swole and flexing in the mirror is a “hashtag, current mood?”
It’s always nice to find representations of yourself in pop culture.
Happily, this fantastic mug (which holds 16 oz. of enhancement juice, time traveling levels of caffeine in my case) is available for preorder today. It costs $15.99, ships November 2020, and will make your life better. I can guarantee it.
Other awesome Spongebob Squarepants items shipping soon include the following:
Be ready for your next under sea adventure! This SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob and Gary Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is ready to season any Krabby Patty that comes their way! Each piece measure approximately 2 1/2-inches tall.
Be ready for your next under sea adventure! This SpongeBob SquarePants Ceramic Lidded Jars features the homes of both Squidward and SpongeBob. Each jar measures approximately 7-inches tall.
Be ready for your next under sea adventure! This SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star mug is ready for some jellyfishing! This mug measures approximately 4 1/4-inches tall and holds approximately 20-ounces. (Which is definitely enough for time-traveling levels of caffeinated beverage!)