We’re taking a break from writing about awesome toys we saw at Walmart in order to flip the script; today, we’re writing about terrible ones. What makes a toy terrible? It might be the way the box art looks. It might be the price tag. It might be the way the toy looks. Doesn’t matter– reality is subjective and today, we want to laugh. So whip out your cringe meter and prepare to win at life as we count down the most terrible toys we saw at Walmart (this week).
1) That doesn’t go inside that…
2) Do I have to take out a loan?
Great toy, sad price tag. I bet Kenner charged like, $10 for this item back in 1979.
3) Anxiety: The Board Game
Games like these are the reason 90s kids are so damn nervous.
4) Squirting Games: The Trend
5) Wholesome Family Life: The Board Game
6) Grotesque 90s Art: The Board Game
7) Subtly Violent Playsets
8) Blank-Face Doll Face
9) Ugly Dolls
I just puked in my mouth a little bit on that pimple poping Pete game….
Oh, it’s awful, right?!